by Tea

MONDAY MOCK NEWS: STUDENT ORDERS MOVING COMPANY TO CLEAN OUT HIS LOCKER

Summer is underway, and kids across the country are either finishing finals or are already done with school. For most students, this means it’s time to empty out their lockers until the next school year. One such student, Edison Lee, had a little more than just a few books to take out. “It wasn’t going to fit in my backpack, that’s for sure,” said Lee while he was dismantling his chemistry station that he pulled out of his locker. “I know people always tell me to pack the essentials during a move, but they don’t realize that everything I have here ARE essentials.”

Confirmed among the items pulled out of his locker (besides the aforementioned chemistry station) are a rotating globe, a desk, a telescope, a “thinking chair,” a large desktop computer, specimen jars, unidentified rocks, and a small library of college-level science textbooks. “We’re not even done here,” said moving company employee Ulrich Mover. “I think there’s still some stuff under that pile of lab coats. Wait … Please tell me that’s not a robot arm sticking out.”

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