MONDAY MOCK NEWS: PETS LINE UP BEHIND OWNER FOR FOOD
As dinner time drew near, a resident of a quiet neighborhood known only as Millie reported having more animals than usual in her home. While her pet cat was present, other cats, and even dogs, managed to enter her home to possibly join in for a big meal. Coincidentally, they all appeared when she started cooking. “I am so confused,” claims Millie, “I knew my lovely cat Mooch would be expecting his favorite treats, but it’s almost as if he just told all of his friends that I was making something special!” Her neighbors confirm that her cooking is indeed delicious, and the smell is so delightful that it is dangerously prone to attracting all of the neighborhood stray animals to her place.