by Wayno & Piraro
Every so often I do a cartoon that attracts a certain amount of angry mail. Normally it is for something I didn't do that the reader misunderstood or something I did unintentionally, like using a word I didn't know was a hot button for a certain group. The following bit of angry mail relates to the cartoon below and is a new category for me so I thought I'd share it, lest you have "innocent, impressionable children" at home and you should want to protect them.bz panel 08-31-15 Dear Mr. Piraro,

Aside from the monkey-see-monkey-do school of misinformation, where do people like you get the idea that words like nonfat are hyphenated? Certainly not in any dictionary of American English that I ever saw. Mine, for instance, has upwards of a thousand such words from nonabrasive to nonzealous. This matters because innocent, impressionable children will see your blunder and imitate it. Give good example to America's youth, not bad.

Name withheld

I can easily defend my choice to hyphenate this word by saying it is a sign written by the character in the comic. It was his mistake, not mine. But that would be dodging responsibility for my callous and foolhardy behavior that most certainly has poisoned any number of young minds. So please accept my heartfelt apology for this grievous error. As of this day, I will no longer be asking my monkey (seen above driving a truck) about issues of punctuation  and I encourage you parents out there to advise your children to do the same.

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