I've been drawing Bizarro cartoons for 30 years but I won't be for much longer. In the foreseeable future (two or three years perhaps) I'll be retiring from my daily grind and spending my days working on artwork without punch lines or deadlines.
To free up my time for more personal art projects, in fact, I stopped drawing my comics on actual paper three years ago and moved to working entirely digitally, so original Bizarro cartoon art that a person like you could own and proudly display on the wall of your own yurt or teepee has already stopped being produced!
That makes the dwindling supply of available pieces even more valuable!
I want each and every one of my precious Jazz Pickles to have a piece of my original, hand-drawn art so I've created a new store
where you can buy various types of art to enhance your daily living.
If you've got a favorite Bizarro gag from years gone by, why not possess
it for your very own? Imagine what a conversation starter a favorite gag of yours (from Bizarro)
will be when it's framed and hanging above your toilet! Here's how to get them.
If the panels from Bizarro are more than your budget will allow at the moment, perhaps you'd be interested in one of my hand-drawn, stream-of-consciousness sketch cards.
Ever wondered what kind of weird shit wafts through my mind? These images will tell you. Each one is completely unique, will never be drawn again, and is guaranteed to lead to years of contemplation about the layers of deep meanings within; even my therapist doesn't know what to think of these images.
Are you ready for the fancy stuff? For years I've had a secret, double life as a painter of fine art. Now, for the first time ever
, I'm offering some of my paintings for sale
to anonymous members of the public at large, like you. There is currently only a very small handful of this kind of work and some of them have been hanging on my own walls at home for years! I don't have to tell you what "rare" translates to
in the world of art. Your soul and your feng shui will definitely thank you.
Finally, if you're the sort to march boldly where others fear to wander, consider this.
I'll be adding other things to the store in the near future––#4 in the Jazz Pickle T-shirt series is coming SOON––so keep your eyes peeled. And if you have ideas about what you'd like to see in the store, let me know!
Go to the Bizarro Store now, please.