Bizarro is brought to you today by Why Have I Not Heard About This?! I got some questions about this cartoon, which I knew I would. Not least of which were Klamelda and my mother, both of whom were a little puzzled. From time to time I've enjoyed doing strange cartoons that don't have an obvious meaning. This one somehow relates to the phrase "kicking the bucket," which means "to die." Since this guy's bucket is one of a man half his age, he likely won't be dieing soon, I guess. I think. I don't know. You figure it out and let me know.