I'm going to be doing a one-hour comedy talk at Portland Vegetarian Festival this Saturday and Sunday at 5pm and I'd love it if you came to see me. It costs $8 to get into the fest ($5 for seniors and students) but I GUARANTEE you'll get at minimum $10 worth of laughs from my show. GET TICKETS HERE or at the door. Afterward, I'll be signing and selling color prints of some of my cartoons and will be happy to sign anything else you might have (a Dilbert book, your T-shirt, a scrap of cardboard) for free, of course. I'm friendly, clean, and well-mannered so come laugh at what I say and make me feel that my life has not been a total waste! Also, I'm not going to be all preachy about vegetarianism so you won't feel hassled if you're not one. AND, my beloved Olive Oyl will be there, too, so you can meet us both! Looking forward to seeing you there, Jazz Pickles!